Saturday, August 27, 2011

So, I Kinda, Sorta, Maybe, Really LOVE Harry Potter






























SO GOOD!!!

The only thing better would be if it was smothered in nutella...

But let's not get ridiculous.

Here's the thing, I am really quite a fan. I mean, it's almost embarrassing what a big fan I am. But what you have to know is, I am not one of those crazy fans. No, no, no. See, (this next part is gonna be super nerdy, but bear with me) my mother and I recently watched a 'documentary' on 'Harry Potter fans.'


Lunatics is more like it.

There is nothing more frustrating to me than these people claim themselves as 'fans' and they have never touched a book!! I mean, that's like saying, "Oh, yeah! I am OBSESSED with Star Wars! I love it!" and then you have never seen Episodes 4-6!!!! It's just revolting!!!
Okay, deep breath.. rant finished.



I just don't like the thought that HP fandom is represented by weirdos who don't even know who Lee Jordan is!!

But I can tell I am starting to freak you out so I will just wrap up with a few words,


Nitwit!! Oddment!! Blubber!! Tweak!!

Thank you.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Blogs are for Chumps.















Guess what that makes me?

But really, I don't like blogging. I don't see the point. What on earth could I, an-average-sized-college-student-still-mooching-off-parental-units, have to type that the world would like to browse?!

But then I realized...

I am hilarious.

Really I realized this while reading through my old posts on a blog I shared with my BFF J-Sheff (SHOUT-OUT!!!) So, ya know, thanks homie. Love ya. And that's also when I realized, who cares?! It's worth it to me, just to be able to look back and bust up at my awesome self!!

Also, I think I'm suffering from extreme insomnia. I mean, it's 2 am here.. That's unhealthy.